You know spammers are getting desparate when they send you e-mails purportedly from “Alan Greenspan”.

This is the first morning that I haven’t felt frantic and desparate about work in a long time. I find this surprising since the deadline for our major project at work is still looming over all of us, so I still have reason to be a bit nervous.

I have time for breakfast and coffee in the morning, too. Turkish, too. Yeehaw.

No time for coffee. Diet Coca-cola instead. My stomach lining loves me.