Late Night Literary Fun with Andy
: Greetings, young Skywalker.
: Word up, Master Jedi.
: Word to your mother!
: I’ll be sure to pass that on.
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: Incidentally, since you are one of those English types-a… what the hell do you make of Joyce? I mean, what do you think about his work?
: I’m not responsible for anything after the death of Alexander Pope (1744).
: Except for Eliot.
: Eliot is a time traveller from the past.
: HA!
: What about Tolkien?
: Same deal.
: <dr-evil>Riiiiiiigght.</dr-evil>