Garrison Keillor, of Lake Woebegon fame, has thrown down the gauntlet and written a wicked little missive denouncing our not-so-beloved president.

How did the Party of Lincoln and Liberty transmogrify into the party of Newt Gingrich’s evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a dull and rigid man, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts trying to walk?

I didn’t know he had it in him.