I had no idea that disposing of my cat and baby’s, er, “output” in the trash was directly going against the wishes of the Raleigh Solid Waste Department:

Loose cat litter or animal waste (disposable diapers and animal litter should be free of fecal matter and enclosed in a plastic bag before placing in the garbage cart)

Jay gets a clairification from the source.

You mean I’m supposed to scrape the poop from Isabella’s diapers into the john, and not just put it all into the Diaper Genie like every other parent on the face of the planet?

Dude, I’m so busted.