The folks running the American Idols Live Tour 2005 could have picked any corporate shill as its main sponsor; I mean, the show itself was one long Coca-Cola and Ford advertisement punctuated by singing.

But no, they went for hilarity:

“Pop-Tarts”! Ha, ha!

ASIDE: Why the Hell was I looking for tickets? Michelle and I wanted to give tickets to a friend who has been gracious enough to watch Isabella on short notice on many occasions. Unfortunately, we’ll have to look for some other reward for her because the tickets are sold out.