Please stop calling the current scandal of the day Rovegate.

It was stupid when the Republicans called l’affaire Lewinsky “Monicagate” during Clinton’s adminstration, not to mention all the other “-gates” that failed to go anywhere (“Filegate”, “Travelgate”). CBS News’ “Memogate” was dumb, too.

Failure to obey my wishes will result in, well, much consternation and a hurling of epithets. Fie upon thee!