This is not really new news; in fact, it has already made the rounds. But I missed out on this fun the first time around. So…

ABC’s Primetime news magazine has decided to run a story on these two young, blonde thirteen-year-old twins who sing sweet songs about white separatism.

Yes. White separatism.

Supposedly, the idea that these two should grow up to become racist pop stars is the brainfart of their mother, who home-schooled these kids to believe this crap.

Anyways, here’s a little quote from a review of the Louis Theroux documentary called Louis and the Nazis that I found both nutty and amusing:

Clearly distressed on behalf of the unfortunate Lamb and Lynx, Theroux tried one last time to sway April [the children’s mother], but her vision for their future as nazi songbirds was clear. “They’re going to be an example … What red-blooded American boy is not going to find two blonde twins, 16 years old, singing about white pride appealing?”

Yeah. Nothing gets the boys hot like white pride. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to do a full-body exfoliation.