— (Michelle, while walking with me towards the food court1.) “Don’t look over there!”
— “Where?” (I look, and see a big black box with a twenty-foot high Apple logo where a storefront should be.) “OH YES. CRABTREE IS GETTING AN APPLE STORE!”
— “Won’t that make it less special to visit since you won’t have to go to Durham to get your Apple fix?”
— “No!”
I am so excited.
1 We had to eat at the food court because the bitchy hostess at The Cheesecake Factory made it quite clear that “Dining With Child” is an offense that is on par with farting in an elevator. Also funny is that, while they don’t feature a child’s menu, they do have booster seats on hand. Maybe SSCCATAGAPP is real, after all.